"Honey, promise me you'll eat all the sperm and not miss a drop."

I'm covered in sperm, brother - don't forget, you swore you'd keep it all quiet

Asked her brother for money for a rubber dick and he let her suck his

Caught a girl jerking off in the bathroom and made her suck a dick for it

Invited a neighbor to come inside, but he came in from the back door

Neighbor, I'm not fucked, but you didn't have time to jack off either. Can we fix this?

Squirted on my dick - lick it off, I still have to fuck you in the throat with it

Ouch, wrong hole - but it's too late to squeak, my ass is printed

Guys, one sucking, one fucking - and remember, cum in my mouth

I thought we were just having fun. And now she's got my cum in her pussy 😰

All right, I'll let a guy fuck his girlfriend so long as he doesn't leave me

Honey, I just got out of the shower — you can fuck me, but don't get sperm all over me

What a guy, Dad. As long as you're fucking me like this, I'm not going out at all

Loosen up, the dick is in you already. You'll get good shots too, I'm a photographer

Come all the way down, or how can I tell if you're a good sucker or not?

Gave to the professor, sucked in the throat - and so I'm sure I'll be a polyglot soon?

Well, how else is a guy supposed to get revenge? He's got to swallow another man's dick

Suck me, then ask me! Oh, that's what I did - I gave a blowjob and we fucked

I haven't met you yet, but I've already taken my panties off, so fuck me there, huh?

Look, it's your wife! She's a great fuck, take care of her

Baby, you're a titty now 😏 Get ready, I'm gonna cum inside you more often

Ordinary sex isn't enough for me 🥵 If you really love me, fill me up

I already gave you a pussy, but you're still jerking off

"Thanks for helping with the test, now can we get laid?"